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<h2>Welcome to Bizkit's Slightly Twisted VP Movie
Reviews</h2>
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<font size=14>Welcome to my new movie review page. I'm
your reviewer Bizkit. Here's a little about my policy.<BR>
1. I will never attack a member personally. If your movie
is-for lack of a better word-crappy, I will not hesitate to let you know, but
personal attacks are below even me.<BR>
2. Please extend the same courtesy to me. Say what you wish
about my reviewing style, but if you personally attack me, I will get medieval
on your ass. Okay, maybe not, but you'll definately hurt my feelngs.<BR>
3. If you seriously feel that I have badly missed the point
on my review of your movie, feel free to email me and make me see the light,
and I will take another look at your movie.<BR>
4. And by the way, PULP FICTION RULES! Those who disagree
should know better than to shatter my dreams.<BR>
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Now here's a little bit about my reviewing style.
<em>Plot</em>-This category basically tells how
interested I am about where your story goes. See I have a theory. An
interestingly plotted movie, such as <em>The Usual Suspects</em>,
or <em>L.A. Confidential</em> will tend to get a higher review than
some WB-star filled <em>Scream</em> rip-off. See what I mean
here?<BR>
<em>Casting</em>-If you have Jack Nicholson
playing a high school senior, tell me what's wrong with that. We also don't
need to see Haley Joel Osment playing a divorced father of three. Thats
improbable(not to mention creepy)and takes alot of my focus off the movie
itself.<BR>
<em>Dialogue</em>-You can have the best plot in
the world, and great casting, but if your characters talk to each other like
they're robots, then who cares?<BR>
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Those are the main criteria, but I will be also customizing
my reviews to fit a certain movie, and may invent new categories if they are
needed. <BR>
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Now, on to the reviews!
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